| # | Time EST | President | Chatter | User'sLink | My Personal SlingShot
aka: Sling Blades | Shot's
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| 273 | 12/21/2005 7:15:00 PM | flat and easy | Any loser caught reading this crap will personally get their ass kicked by me in April! | | I sure do love myself…: ) | |
| 270 | 12/21/2005 1:48:00 AM | Momma Bianchi | This letter for Mr. Boob Faggot.
I no lika you Boob Faggot,first you maka fun of my son the Bianchi now you say you no lika my
brownies.Maybe I comea to your house and kicka you ass.Tullio lika the brownies,Gino lika the brownies,
even Fausto lika the brownies everybody lika the brownies.Whats the matter for you potts.I no see
what that nicea woman Mary see in you Boob Faggot.You tella that nicea woman she can visit anytime
for the espresso and brownies but you nota welcome ina the house or I kicka you ass.
My son the Bianchi tell me you only kidding about the brownies, he calla it trash talking,I think when I
seea you in the spring I kicka you ass and putta you in the trash.You tella your wife Merry Christmas
asa for you Boob, baci il mio asino italiano.See you in the spring.
Esteemed mother of esteemed President
of the other bike club and if you don't like
it I kicka you ass,
Mother of The Bianchi | | | |
| 269 | 12/16/2005 1:45:00 PM | Frank | RE: Frankly Speaking
Slingshot,
Thanks for clearing that up… carry on.
Frank | | | |
| 268 | 12/15/2005 6:25:00 PM | Frank | What's with all the hostility here lately? Someone's been sippin' on the Hate-o-rade a bit too much... can't we all just get along?
Also, as Foreign Correspondent, I'd like to post the following Fees Schedule:
1) Answers........ $1.00
2) Answers which require thought..... $2.00
3) Correct answers...... $4.00
(Dumb looks are free, and given more than any of the above) | | | |
| 267 | 12/15/2005 1:37:00 AM | Bianchi | Bob,you pompous pachyderm,if you were a dues paying member of the other club you would know who Little Lance is.This guy eats lightning and craps thunder.He resides deep in the bowels of Twin Lynns' basement chained to a computrain
er.Although he has the IQ of a watermelon,that’s still 10 points higher than yours.When it's time for him to eat we roll out a life size statue of you and put his food next to it.As far as he is concerned your just a big rump roast or come spring a hump roast.After he is finished with you I'm going to stick a Big Gulp in your hand and retire you to Dr. Art's 7-Eleven display since hs's always looking for old relics.OOORAAH… p.s.thanks for the support Mary,it seems your the one with the common sense,you receive extra brownie points. | | | |
| 266 | 12/14/2005 4:09:00 PM | Palletman | Dear Mr. Sling Shot:
Would you please check the authenticity of your recent communication signed Rich (Big Bianchi) Lawrence. I believe the tone and character of said communication to be so out of character with Mr. Lawrence that it must be a forgery. If said communication is in fact from Mr. Lawrence can you let him know that any future nominations and/or seconding of nominations by him, of me, to be president of ARC will be met with a move to elect him "President for Life" of that other local bike club (I hear he's doing a teriffic job), I'm trying to fall off this radar screen.
By the way, if you know of anyone on the nominating commitee that may be traveling in the near future have them check their reservations. I have been told that a nasty computer virus has been going around losing peoples reservations. I wouldn't want to make them paranoid. Palletman | | | |
| 265 | 12/14/2005 1:55:00 AM | Bianchi | Will the real president please stand up,or should I say shut-up and pull.Any way,first you tried to pass off that picture of Demi Moore in GI Jane as the Black Widow and now you made everybody president.The only reason you don't know the pallet man is because he has been kicking your sorry chipwich butt all year long,so I'd like to second that nomination.You had better hurry up and get your sorry posterior to Florida and start riding because next year Little Lance will be looking for you and all he needs is a can of Coke with a bag of potato chips to kick your a- -. | | | |
| 255 | 12/13/2005 1:11:00 AM | Zirra | LOS=LEVEL OF SERVICE
at first paul is on the highest order when delivering his los, but as the relationship grows comnersurate with the number of bikes purchased. the LOS goes down as the number of purchases go up.
K | | | |
| 254 | 12/12/2005 11:30:00 PM | Frank | RE: FATEFUL ACCEPTANCE
1) Aah Crap! | | | |
| 253 | 12/12/2005 11:11:00 PM | Frank | … and 3) Does this mean I actually have to ride with you people next year? | | | |
| 252 | 12/12/2005 11:05:00 PM | Zirra | in repsonse to being a client of paul's
as noted I was formerly a client of pauls. At this point the LOS of dropped to random name calling and the occassional request for money and favors. So I am just a guy who knows paul and gets bikes from grant.
Since it seems that Paul may or may not have been beaten by my alter ego zirra I may even be in the category of Friend?
Zirra Line up for the fauxhawk revolution-
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| 251 | 12/12/2005 11:04:00 PM | Frank | RE: My Nomination for Foreign Correspondent
1) That's the LAST time I mention being friends with ANYBODY.
2) How many foreign languages do I have to learn, and how fast? | | | |
| 250 | 12/12/2005 9:27:00 PM | Twin Lynn | Dearest Slingshot,
Thanks for the revealing photo of Zirra. Revealing because now I know who it was that kicked my ass one day last summer. Well, here's the whole story.
I was approaching the top of Ridgebury when I noticed some big guy who was literally snorting flames as he climbed. He was certainly fierce, but Ridgebury was putting a hurting on him. Then I noticed Paul was soft pedalling up ahead and waiting for the big guy. I thought to myself, the big guy must be a friend of Paul's. No, scratch that… he must be a client of Paul's, that's why Paul was being nice. By this time, the Losers and I had passed them both by. Ha, I figured, I won't see either one of them again today, that big guy can't climb worth a damn.
And so, I didn't give them a second thought. Until the point--somewhere along the hills in the Oil City area-- when Godzilla returned.
He caught us from behind and blasted through our pack, just like his namesake blasts through entire blocks of office buildings. Nothing could stop him. It was carnage. And just like the movie, Godzilla never noticed the little people he was running over, making toejam out of them. He just kept on going.
Unless, of course, that wasn't him. | | | |
| 244 | 12/11/2005 2:43:00 PM | Palletman | Realizing this is a losing battle I will adhere to American Road Cycling motto and "Just shutup and pull". To American Road Cycling muckity muck who nominated me prepare for retribution….. this could be a long winter. | | | |
| 243 | 12/11/2005 10:20:00 AM | Palletman | I guess the "Mr. Slingshot" shit didn't work | | | |
| 242 | 12/10/2005 8:58:00 PM | Palletman | Dear Mr. Slingshot:
As an avid fan of American Road Cycling I feel that I am just a domestique to the likes of Zirra, Dangerous Dan, Twin George, Twin Lynn, Nuclear Dan, Black Widow, Iron Mike, Chester Pete, Dr. Art, Iron Mike, Kevin Haley, Joe Straub and the Mayor of Wussville et al. While honored by the nomination to be President of ARC I cannot hold a wheel to the above cast of characters. I therefore respectfully (notice I started off with Mr. Slingshot) request that a more qualified individual be nominated for such a prestigious position as presidency of American Road Cycling.
It is not my time. Please realize that I will continue to promote American Road Cycling to keep it Number 1 on the Internet. Palletman
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| 241 | 12/10/2005 3:52:00 PM | Dangerous | BOB,
Go ahead and pay the private investigator. He has found your lost twin brother and he is a teacher. See Mary for the video. | | | |
| 239 | 12/7/2005 2:11:00 PM | Zirra | Why is mary using both hands doing her pushup--We all know that the one arm pull up and one handed push are in the aresenal.
PS-don't make me take a picture of me doing squats-
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| 238 | 12/6/2005 8:46:00 PM | Twin Lynn | Well, I'd rather be on Santa's shit list than Slingshot's. | | | |
| 229 | 10/23/2005 1:06:00 PM | | Bob,
I am very interested in the most recent news on your web site. The Coors Light Serotta patio lounger has awakened my hopes to the possibility that I can get a Serotta HUFFY recliner, and/or love seat for my living room. Can you please contact Paul, and ask him if they're out there? I would volunteer my own Seotta for this purpose, but as you know, I've already converted it into a wind chime. You should have heard it when the remnants of Katrina blew through here two weeks ago! Also, please ask him if Ottrot table lamps are available.
Artie | | | |
| 227 | 10/20/2005 11:11:00 AM | | Although it is true I said, "I wish it was still raining" ... this quote came later. Actually, as Joe turned the screw a little tighter on Pumpkin Swamp, up to say 30 miles per hour, I took a breath and in my best non-suffering voice stated, "I see the elms are starting to change their colors." Next, when Joe got up to 32.5 I said, to mask my lactate threshhold, "I wish there was a way to check my e-mails right now, I haven't heard from Kevin Haley recently." (it's actually been a couple of years). Then Joe got up to 35 mph, and in a last desperate attempt to mask my now cramping hamstrings I said, "Is our average speed up to 17 yet?" It was at the now documented speed of 38 that I went to ask Joe for a "light of my smoke" (with a perfunctory chuckle)that I dropped off the pace and vomited on the side of the road.
Just wanted to clarify,
Artie | | | |
| 214 | 9/15/2005 2:39:00 PM | | Bob,
You have once again illustrated that you put your heart and soul into your website. Dude, that format for the qusetionnaire was fantastic. Almost every answer you posted made me bust a gut, very funny stuff. You made me laugh more with your 15 responses than Nipsey Russell did in an entire career.
Art
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| 180 | 6/2/2005 12:44:00 AM | | Dear Webmaster,
I have had the occasion to study the photo of Dan's Timber Rattler closely. Although I strongly agree that the photo in no way contains a timber rattler, nor a species of the reptile classification, I am of the strong opinion that the item pictured is of a ham sandwich. Note the coloration of the deli meat, the pinkish uniform hue, not to mention the uniform curvature of the slices. This is clearly not a roast beef sandwich, although the only true test would be to take a bite out of it. Can you please pass the mustard?
Art
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