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July 2007: Luminaries' Attendance Records 2006

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SUMMARY OF JANUARY ATTENDANCE RECORDS STUDY

(if you think your name should be appearing here, but it ain't, send a comment to let us know)

Below is the attendance record for July of 2007 for the various luminaries seen arriving in the lobby of the American Road Cycling web site. Now, let's not make a contest out of this to see who can achieve the most perfect attendance record. However, anybody who wishes their name to appear below (instead of being merely lumped into the lowly Unknown Viewer "UV" category) may simply submit a comment to the Chatter Box (like Zirra did), so that SlingShot can grab your IP#. Actually, the Chatter Box submittal form is now closed to the general public. Use the General Query Form. Of course, make sure to mention your real name. Alternatively, those who wish for their names to be removed may go fuck themselves.


this page last updated:
07/01/2013 08:04:21 AM

 

Attended American Road Cycling - July 2007
 

 

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President's Name

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UV50

UV71/44

Paul Latrine

Cranky (UV73/37)

 

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Georgy Girl

UV96

Toe Clip #19

Toe Clip #41

Toe Clip #70

Toe Clip #82

 

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Toe Clip #98

Toe Clip #100

Toe Clip #111

Toe Clip #167

Toe Clip #197

 

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Toe Clip UV52

Toe Clip UV78

Toe Clip UV97

Toe Clip UV123

Toe Clip UV125

Toe Clip UV138

Kevin Hetzel (Zirra)

 

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Terry Bowden, Bull

Humberto Cavalheiro

UV83

Dangerous Dan (UV75)

 

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Bianchi (UV99)

Paul Labrie (UV102)

Twin Lynn

Pretty Boy (UV36)

 

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UV112

Steve Jinks (UV47)

Catskill John (UV100)

UV107

 

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The Gapper (UV95)

UV84

Bicycle Doctor (photo)

FG

 

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NYC Stinkature Silos

UV113

Parveen Sangha PAR

UV119

 

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UV120

UV67

UV17 (Twin George?)

UV121

 

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Warren, Lauren

Dr. Artie Art (UV53)

UV122

Download Kim (UV117)

 

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UV103

Ray Mino

Myles Billard?

Grant Salter

 

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UV116

UV93

Spin Guy ?? (UV45)

 

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Kevin Haley

UV124

UV124

UV126

 

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UV127

UV128

Chuckie (UV129)

Palletman (UV43)

 

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TP Joe Straub

UV130

UV131

Todd Van Sickle

 

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UV132

UV133

UV103

UV134

 

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UV135

UV68

UV136

UV137

 

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UV139

UV140

UV141

 

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This page updated haphazardly whenever SlingShot feels like it. Please disregard any mention of Kevin Haley.
Otherwise, everyone else who is listed here has arrived!

Cypher: "Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
 

1/7/2006 12:42:00 AM - Zirra adds to the Chatter Box thus:

alright grab this IP and tell me where i am

zirra
 

American Road Cycling "I Spy: If Bush can do it, so can I" Project Response

This message came attached to an IP# which is not a standard Kevin Hetzel (Zirra) number—of which there are three recorded: probably one at work, one at home, and one at the gym. Most of the other Esteemed American Road Cycling Presidents (Luminaries) typically come onto the web site in the same manner, from different IP#'s at differing times. Using the arrival times recorded on the logs as a reference, it is usually apparent which connections are from home, and which ones are from work. If coming from an AOL connection, several numbers are recorded with each visit, plus these numbers may change with each visit. Plus all numbers change each time if dial-up is used. Of course, there are also cloaking devices that can be used to make this hard to track, unless one happens to know the basics of computer networks.

Since the IP# associated with Mr. Hetzel's comment was not standard Zirra fare, American Road Cycling (SlingShot) had to think a moment in order to figure out where Zirra sent his message from. This turned out to be not such an easy task.

First a whois search for the number revealed that it is licensed to OCEANIC CABLE, and SUN CABLE VISION. American Road Cycling has never heard of these people, and since we spend a lot of time in "Sunny" Florida, it is probably not local. Therefore, it is probably an off-shore company. Also note that the time of submittal (12:42:00 AM) is way past Kevin's bed-time.

Also, American Road Cycling remembers seeing reports that last year's "Leap Second" had to be rolled back recently due to a slight wobbling of the earth concurrent with a massive momentary event somewhere in the mid Pacific. Japanese Civil Service sent out the standard warnings. The signature seismic graphing of this event showed that it likely emanated from a large lizardous foot being slammed against a volcanic cliff in order to gain purchase enough to bring an overloaded aero-bar'd cycle up to competitive speed.

It is known that Zirra makes a habit of causing such seismic activity, in and around NY and NJ, by placing his foot on the bottom of Tiorati Brook Road, Heart Attack Hill, Knucklehead Hill, and so on. If we merely shift the scenario to the mid Pacific, and realize there are lots of Triathlon's held thereabouts, it only stands to reason that:

Godzilla must be in Hawaii.

That is merely the obvious result of a reasoned progression. Also, Paul told us Kevin is in Hawaii, so there's that.

 

Editor's Note:  The cute project name ("I Spy: If Bush can do it, so can I") suggested by the Black Widow. Also there was Frank Guarnuccio's astute observation in the Chatter Box in response to the first version of the Luminaries' Attendance Record, "Big Brother is watching... or is that Little Brother...?"

Here's the broader perspective.

Of course, Al Qaeda, et al, hate all us westerners with a passion unparalleled. And since they believe anything American is the devil incarnate, they would never suspect anybody in charge in the U.S. would ever dare break any of the stated rules, such as, "Do not eavesdrop on private conversations," then adjust their plans accordingly. That makes it close to a treasonous act if something was ever mentioned how somebody, somewhere might be listening to everything they can get their ears on. American Road Cycling has heard that there's some trouble coming down the pike for whomever has let this techno cat out of the bag, because the terrists are basically Mongoloid idiots who would have never otherwise suspected that we'd be using technology to our advantage. Some people are idiots by nature.

 


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