Dan's Timber Rattler
Come on Dan! That's not a
Timber Rattler you found, that's a roast
beef sandwich. Granted, it does have a pickle. [Dr.
Art expands at bottom of page.]
This just in via the American Road Cycling
I have had the occasion to study the photo of Dan's Timber Rattler
closely. Although I strongly agree that the photo in no way contains a
timber rattler, nor a species of the reptile classification, I am of the
strong opinion that the item pictured is of a ham sandwich. Note the
coloration of the deli meat, the pinkish uniform hue, not to mention the
uniform curvature of the slices. This is clearly not a roast beef
sandwich, although the only true test would be to take a bite out of it.
Can you please pass the mustard?
Well if that is what
Dr. Art thinks, then
it behooves American Road Cycling to look into it, seeing as how he
was so fucking correct on
his last assessment.
I'll try to get a better photo, so we can lay this to rest.
for the slight delay. I caught the mother on pixels. Here, in its natural
habitat, is Dr. Art's Ham
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02/01/2015 10:38:48 PM