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| # | Time | President | Chatter | My Personal SlingShot |
| 270 | 12/20/2005 10:48:00 PM | Momma Bianchi | This letter for Mr. Boob Faggot. I no lika you Boob Faggot,first you maka fun of my son the Bianchi now you say you no lika my brownies.Maybe I comea to your house and kicka you ass.Tullio lika the brownies,Gino lika the brownies, even Fausto lika the brownies everybody lika the brownies.Whats the matter for you potts.I no see what that nicea woman Mary see in you Boob Faggot.You tella that nicea woman she can visit anytime for the espresso and brownies but you nota welcome ina the house or I kicka you ass. My son the Bianchi tell me you only kidding about the brownies, he calla it trash talking,I think when I seea you in the spring I kicka you ass and putta you in the trash.You tella your wife Merry Christmas asa for you Boob, baci il mio asino italiano.See you in the spring. Esteemed mother of esteemed President of the other bike club and if you don't like it I kicka you ass, Mother of The Bianchi | |
| 273 | 12/21/2005 4:15:00 PM | flat and easy | Any loser caught reading this crap will personally get their ass kicked by me in April! | I sure do love myself…: ) |
| 281 | 1/2/2006 4:51:00 PM | Nuclear Dan Buckley | Mary, Did you know that I share the same "B" day with Maryellen. 1/30/56. I will also be the big 50. Remember when you and Bob were that young? What was it, 12, 15 years ago? Alrightythan db | Apparently, math wasn't part of nuclear submarine driving. Check your addition. Her DOB is 1/22/56. Better slow down Dan. Oh, that's right you already have. |
| 315 | 1/22/2006 7:20:00 PM | WDundee | Hi, I'm a young girl who is new to cycling, and this is an interesting web site. I'm wondering if somebody can give me some information. I want to focus my workouts for a particular race and am hoping somebody can tell me how long rounds last in women's boxing? Thx. -W | What's this? |
| 316 | 1/23/2006 11:10:00 AM | SlingShot | Hi WDundee: I'm SlingShot, and it is my duty more or less to keep tabs on what comes into the Chatter Box. I'll do a web search and get back to you about the rounds time. I have some interest in it myself. BTW: You have a bit of a famous sounding nom. -Shot | |
| 317 | 1/23/2006 11:19:00 AM | WDundee | SlingShot, there must be some mistake here. My name is not really famous, as far as I can tell, and it has no connection to my question. I am just a young girl interested in cycling, and I have an inocuous interest about the timing of women's boxing rounds. My request should not be sending up any red flags whatsoever, and my name is meaningless. I am absolutely not related at all to the Black Widow. -W | |
| 318 | 1/23/2006 11:41:00 AM | SlingShot | Hi W, Thanks for waiting. My web search found that boxing rounds for women used to be 2 minutes, but now are 3 minutes. Best I can tell. -Shot | |
| 319 | 1/23/2006 11:49:00 AM | WDundee | Hi again Mr. SlingShot, thanks for the information. I think I'll design my training for 2 minutes and 45 second hard aerobic efforts, ending with 15 second anaerobic flurries. That should suit my purposes well. I know I can count on you not to mention this to anybody. I am just a sweet young girl with an interest in cycling. Nobody should be at all concerned about me and my training plans. Except maybe this interesting web site of yours would be a good place for a waifish young beauty such as myself to meet people. I see there's a lot written about Jimmy Nails. Is he hot or anything? | |
| 320 | 1/23/2006 11:50:00 AM | SlingShot | Jimmy Nails hot or anything? That's it. NO SOUP FOR YOU! | |
| 337 | 1/31/2006 8:41:00 PM | Bianchi | Harassment… what harassment? The only harassment you're going to see is his-assment, meaning the backside view of Little Lance as he goes by you on Ridgebury. Play nice Bob, or I won't let you draft me, I'm down to two hundred pounds and counting. Me and Little Lance are looking forward to your eminent return. | Shut the fuck up, Frank! You can't have one of your friends in Canada use a Google search for your own name to get onto this site and think it will go unnoticed. To punish you, this IP# is being credited to Bianchi anyway. |
| 649 | 12/28/2006 6:27:00 AM | Palletman | Thanks for the spelling corrections! | JEESUS FUCK! Give me a motherfucking chance to wake up, why don't you. |
| 677 | 1/19/2007 6:56:00 AM | Palletman | SlingShot, I knew it didn't work, right after I posted it. I figured that you would spend some un-believable amount of time to fix it. I had an idea that they might want the whole address, but things have been so hectic here at Pallet World, as you can see by my online time, that I defaulted to you to make the correction. Thanks. | Well, it only took a second to figure out. Not to mention, there ain't no "they." It is my own damned programming. Still…the way you did it should have fucking worked. "www.plasmatics.com" would have worked in just about any browser in the world, having to add "http://" is just plain stupid. The quick fix would be for anybody wishing to post: just go to the site desired (you can put in the logical www, and your browser will add http) then copy/paste what is returned to your browser's URL field. |
| 1159 | 5/24/2007 9:39:00 PM | Princess Cranky Pea | Uh oh. Mother Spolkl. | |
| 1314 | 7/5/2007 8:19:00 AM | Georgy Girl | My Independence Day road ride started early with a slight twist. After riding my normal Florida to Sugar Loaf, by way of a Pine Island loop, a new acquaintance was made. This story starts Sunday with the Over the Hill mountain biker's return from a 3 hour jaunt through highly technical Wawaywanda trails. Currently our DL has such attrition that our group has been reduced from 5 to 2 riders. This is a whole other story. Anyway, my riding partner and I witnessed a road rider take a front tire flat induced tumble that would make any mountain biker green with envy. The rider got up, refused any 1st aid, or even a ride back home from us. My pink and blue nail polish may have scared him off. Yesterday was different. On my cool down cruise on the lower Wisners I saw the same guy riding the same bike. Come to find out Robbie was not concerned about nail polish but was too dazed to realize what we were asking. After a few miles each rider separated with the commitment to ride together again. The afternoon was spent attending a barbeque with college fraternity brothers. My close friends have seen or heard about my transgender lifestyle. Others did not show any surprise at all when their instantly recognized brother turned up as a sorority sister. Gas station attendants or the occasional gentleman that holds the door for the lady have more quizzical glances. Transgender is more about making the body match the mind than sexual orientation. I honestly haven't a clue which way to go. After decades of attempting to prove how macho I was, my new femininity makes me not care. I am me and am loving life for the first time EVER. Just like SlingShot wrote I knew from the very first memories that I was female. Society and my understanding of it just took 50 years to realize I had a physical not a mental problem. Life is good. See ya on the down stroke. | Yo, GG. You have now noticed there is a major limitation in the way Chatter Box handles text. Paragraph breaks are removed by the SQL Server interface to the .NET web pages. I see the paragraphs from my location, but nobody else does. You might like to send longer posts like this via e-mail to the secret address you know. Others sometimes do that, and Twin Lynn often does it, because she can never remember how to get back to her special submittal form. The Chatter Box is also better for shorter posts, because it allows me to put quick rebukes that are easily traced back into the posted comment. Such as: at the top of this Shotting I would have cautioned you about freaking out the locals by acquainting them, but it's not so funny if the misspelling of "Wawaywanda" hasn't already been ascribed to a freudian slip as "Way Way Wanda" which brings up another point. I often grammar check and edit submittals to keep this the best text in town, but in a case like "Waywaywanda" I would be hard pressed to decide if you did it on purpose or not. Pretty funny either way. Actually I might have just started with, "What's DL?" Later I could have mentioned that the reaction you get from gas attendants etc is pretty much exactly what The Widder gets from everybody, as she is routinely called "Sir." Once while riding her bicycle in Florida (state), she cut off a car and we got called, "Fucking faggots." After which I pointed out that was a pretty significant move toward femininity for her, being called faggot instead of sir. Of course, there's the no brainer: just because you are a woman in a man's body, that doesn't mean you're not also a mental case. However, if the whole thing existed as a letter to ARC, I would have begun (just below the final line) with, "Hold on, bucko. There won't be any talk of down strokes around here," and I wouldn't have had to write a whole diversion just to get the thing to read close to what it was talking about. You know, like I just did here. |
| 1668 | 8/26/2007 5:41:00 PM | Georgy Girl | Bob visit your private e-mail for clarification | Private e-mail contained a notice that Amazon shipped my French book. I'm still stumped. |
| 1847 | 9/22/2007 5:15:00 PM | Georgy Girl | FG, with the weather so humid, painting is not advisable—due to possible orange peeling. So grab your mountain bike and meet the OTH gang at the parking lot right after the bridge, beyond the ranger's station. 8 am est. BTW: IPA beer is pretty good. | Ok, now you've made me do it. Look what BLASTER gave me in the parking lot of The Hump this morning. I don't know what he was thinking. I don't even drink. >>>
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