Kathleen Krumme, Oakley Cycles,
Subject: Comments submitted on
1. I joined because I enjoyed reading
about how Paul
sacrificed his body in order to save his bike.
Paul become the number one Ottrott dealer in the world by
passing his friends on the right? Is that why they all wear "I Hate
Paul Latrine" jerseys? Does he hang around in emergency rooms with a
Size Cycle and goniometer?
> I joined because I enjoyed reading about how
> Paul sacrificed his body in order to save his bike.
body is nothing to look at. His bike is built much better. He made
the right choice.
> Did Paul become the number one Ottrott dealer
> in the world by passing his friends on the right?
No. Paul became the number one
Ottrott dealer in the world because the bikes are so good they sell
themselves. Really a chimp could sell them. He just happened to hear
about them first, then he came up with an actual "fit process" that
makes sense. Dumb luck, actually. He also has gotten a lot of
mileage out of the fact that Ben Serotta hasn't killed him yet.
> Is that why they all wear "I Hate Paul Latrine" jerseys?
Everybody wears Paul's jerseys
because Ridgebury Prime
jerseys are in such short supply. The other reason is because
everybody hates Paul. You will hate him too once you get to know him better.
> Does he hang around in emergency rooms with a
> Size Cycle and goniometer?
Not any more. He has already sold an Ottrott to every doctor in the tri-state area. Also the
female nurses were getting tired of his cycling stories. Once they realized he was
merely recounting stories about
Iron Mike Norton (as if
they were about himself), they dropped Paul
coldójust like all the riders around here do.
Anyway, what is this Oakley Cycles nonsense? Are
people just supposed to get on their bikes and ride willy-nilly around the
streets in Cincinnati? If so, American Road Cycling
supports that, so here's another link: Oakley Cycles.
- SlingShot (the one whom Dr. Art based
a character in
Road Rash Comics on)
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