|We are not going to bother explaining how
the photo above got so perfect. We would have to mention how precisely Humberto
picks up cultures, languages, and jobs. Who even knew he did
There's also no need to waste effort trying to explain the photo,
because you are probably an American (what people born in the
U.S. like to call themselves), and you are unlikely to be proficient
in English, let alone the subtleties of body language from even one
We thought Humberto is just fast on his bike. Turns out he's fast on
Humberto pays the fuck attention... except (apparently) in cases
involving a request that he should have a seat and put on some
Editor's Note: The
total number of languages in which Humberto is fluent is a matter of
Most likely, he goes out of his way to save the feelings of people who know only one or two.
Also, in case you were wondering, the top photo is
the before picture.
Follow-up: Dangerous Dan has reminded
us that it has been a long time since we have been so insensitive as
to call Humberto a greasy
Mexican. We now use the more politically correct term of Portugrease-ican.