Subject: Signing Up
for this year's
Oh, Lord...what am I signing up for (and subsequently backing out
of) now? I'm getting too old for this crap. Just tell me its not a
dwarf tossing contest.
You are signing up for an American
sanctioned 80 mile
ride as described in
Chuckie's Mission. This ride may be cancelled due to lack of
interest. In fact, it might not even be scheduled due to lack of
guts on the part of those interested. Unfortunately, if any of the
AA's do have enough guts to show up, it will in fact become a dwarf
tossing contest. Albeit a rather unique one, in which all the
dwarf's will be tossing themselves. While Chuckie of course, will be
tossing his lunch.