Photo © 2005 Bob Fugett

Paging Mary Ellen!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful...
But the competitive fires make it more or less the same inside.

See ya in the spring...BITCH!

- Black Widow (at 51½)

Mary Ellen Responds:

Awhhu, I love ALL you guys!
 

Editor's Note: Significantly more blue rectangle was used above than was needed. But all of you already knew that. And yes, the Christmas Tree ain't so great, but the package under it is pretty special.

Can you imagine? Some people would rather we say "Holiday Tree"? Presents under the Holiday Tree? How could you ever get that to ring true? That wouldn't be funny at all. Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ!