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Roll Over Heaven

Here are all the American Road Cycling rollovers conveniently displayed on a single page.

Don't miss the hinting jokes. Let your cursor rest on each until the text pops-up.
 

NO GOD BUT GOD

Psych out...
And on the 8th day God created hills.
 

 

Turtle Boy
 

Whee...that tickles!



The Black Widow
 

Get that fuckin' pointer off me!!!

Kevin, go to hell...
and stay there.
 

Help me...help meee...


Wish I was on Ridgebury, gettin' my ass kicked!


SlingShot's birthday surprise from The Black Widow,
actually the day after's follow-up.
 

Birthday's over bucko. Back to reality!


Of course, things could be a lot worse.


Mondega wrapped and waiting.
 

Soon as he leaves I'm gettin' on the couch and eatin' that birthday cake!


Thus Spake Zirra-thustra

Screeeech!


 


 AND NOW: THE DAILY PANTS

 
Hey Rodger... are things gettin' a tad
tough for ya' there, buddy? If you
think it's hard now, do NOT hover
your pointer over the photo.

This should help clear up the confusion over who's Cranky and who's Twin Lynn.
Then Mike, I took the photo
of The Black Widow and...
 

Mike, do you feel a breeze?


And who, disguised as a mild
mannered cyclist, fights a never
ending battle for truth, justice,
and the American way...
no way. Way! No way.
 

Who wears short shorts... I wear short shorts... To dream the impossible dream... Johnston's Toyota, Johnston's Toyota... Boom chugalugaluga, boom chugalugaluga...
I'm writing to COMPLAIN
ABOUT THE DAILY PANTSING.
 

Bianchi, is that guy behind me looking at my ass? And what do you keep looking at stage left?


Obviously proud of his stuff.

You lookin' at me?!



Watch out for that smile!

A hill here... a hill there. Things mount up.

 

Dan, we should start dressing like the
old 7-Eleven team. It's all the rage.
 

I like it, Art. It's just like American Flyers!

Here's a special treat!

Too short?


Dangerous Dan (Sperm Boy)

It's Easter. Bet I can beat you to that egg over there.
 

 

NO PANTS : SHIRT

American Road Cycling Competitor of the Month
04/21/07

Shit! If Mary was any good, I'd have gotten titties.
Joe Straub, Jr.
at Bethel

 

 

NO PANTS : FACE

21st CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

The image of a pants-ed Kevin Haley was more than I could endure...

I Talk to the Wind
Dr. Artie Art, Artie Art Donohue
(self portrait)

 

 

SLING'S FINAL SHOT

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean...
 

   


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11/28/2012 11:37:49 AM

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