Date:      07/01/2005
From:     Frank Guarnuccio
Subject: Signing Up for this year's Mission

Original Submittal:

Oh, Lord...what am I signing up for (and subsequently backing out of) now? I'm getting too old for this crap. Just tell me its not a dwarf tossing contest.

Response:

You are signing up for an American Road Cycling sanctioned 80 mile ride as described in Chuckie's Mission. This ride may be cancelled due to lack of interest. In fact, it might not even be scheduled due to lack of guts on the part of those interested. Unfortunately, if any of the AA's do have enough guts to show up, it will in fact become a dwarf tossing contest. Albeit a rather unique one, in which all the dwarf's will be tossing themselves. While Chuckie of course, will be tossing his lunch.