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Dan Buckley Acceptance Letter Recently American Road Cycling Board Member Dan Buckley somehow got wind that he had been appointed to his position, along with notification that his Harriman Race Course Ride is finally sanctioned. Much to the surprise of American Road Cycling, instead of suing us, Dan e-mailed the following acceptance letter. We believe he is just sucking up in hopes of winning a jersey at the top of Ridgebury Road, but he's going to have to suck a lot more wheel than this to do it.
* It must be remembered that Mr. Buckley has been claiming his "short, one year, cycling career" for the last 15 years. He mentions it after each buzz saw butt thrashing that Kevin, Humberto, and that new Donovan asshole, plus the whole Verge team gives him every Saturday morning at the top of Ridgebury Road. Don't tell Dan I mentioned this, as American Road Cycling really wants to keep him saddled with Board Membership, despite the fact he recently started training for duathlons. Apparently he tired of cycling and decided he should be getting his ass thrashed in two sports at the same time. Pretty soon he's sure to migrate to triathlons and commence speaking about nothing but himself. ** Please excuse Dan swearing like a sailor. He thinks he has the right just because he used to drive nuclear submarines trying to protect your sorry ass from your own government.
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