DOUBLE HOORAY!!

Only -7050 days till Mary Ellen's 51st Birthday.

(This special announcement compliments of The Black Widow, whose age is already 51 plus 7638 days.)

NEXT HOORAY!!

Now Nuclear Dan Buckley has petitioned to be tossed onto the bandwagon.
Dan will be 50 in just -7407 days.

LAST HOORAH!!

And we may as well add the proceeds from the cradle which Mary Ellen robbed.
Jimmy Calandrillo will NOT be 51 till -7379 days plus 2 extra years.